gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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