if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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