no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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