Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sorry about my life...
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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