I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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