they need to just BURY HIM!
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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