Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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