how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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