just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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