Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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