College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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