dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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