Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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