Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
This is the high leading the old right now
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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