fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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