Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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