Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Found the puke drawer
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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