His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
