we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
