i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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