There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Randomize
