Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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