Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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