We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
