My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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