So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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