he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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