"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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