why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
tell me about the fingering
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