he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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