Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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