I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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