i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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