i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
there was a trapeze. enough said
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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