Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Your dad touched me again.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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