jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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