But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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