I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?