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  I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  He's almost as awesome as vicodin.

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  Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party

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• (408): View more from California

  This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?

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  WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?

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  I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this

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