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(810): View more from Michigan

Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?

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(248): View more from Michigan

need another drink. this is the easiest way

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.

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(915): View more from Texas

everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.

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(714): View more from California

I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?

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Midgetier?

(714): View more from California

Smaller, yet meaner.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...

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(360): View more from Washington

Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵

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