Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
need another drink. this is the easiest way
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵