problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
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You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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