Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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