Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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