My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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