it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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