I just pynch a tree in the face
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
You can't special order awesome
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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