Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Liz is crying about burritos again.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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