Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
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Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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