there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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