What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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