I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Watching her eat just hurts me
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just had sex on a roof
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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