Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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