question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
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