Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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