We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
In America we eat man semen.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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