Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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