in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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