what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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