Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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